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so why were you apprehensive about being captain america?



thatspookyspectersmile:

antiquitea:

  #for fondue  

protect your super soldier now with captain america condoms!

thatspookyspectersmile:

antiquitea:

protect your super soldier now with captain america condoms!


saucefactory:

OH, COULSON.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.

ARE YOU.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.

ARE YOU.



  • me, sees a kid in a captain america costume which is pretty much just the helmet and a t-shirt with the logo: hey that's adorable, you're the best captain america i've seen all day
  • kid turns around, clutching a captain america poster: no
  • i'm not captain america
  • i'm agent phil coulson


#a moment of silence for the cameramen who died for these shots