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  • mom: Turn of the tv when you're not watching
  • me: I'm watching. You should watch this too, if you want.
  • mom: I don't.

  • kuya: May pera ka?
  • me:
  • kuya:
  • me:
  • kuya: May pera ka?
  • me: Bakit wala kang pera, diba may trabaho ka??
  • kuya: (look of shame but stays for the money)

  • me: I just cried because my brother said he hated Suits for taking away his wrestling, wtf self ;A;
  • jill: Honey... I'm worried about you now.

  • donna: WATCH IT
  • me: I can't reblog and watch at the same time
  • me: that's why I need a cord
  • me: remind me to buy a cord that connects my laptop to the tv
  • donna: YOU NEED TO MAKE A CHOICE
  • me: ALWAYS TUMBLR
  • donna: BUT YOU CAN QUEUE POSTS ON TUMBLR
  • me: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING NOW
  • donna: YOU HAVE ENOUGH QUEUES ALREADY
  • donna: WATCH IT
  • me: NO I DON'T
  • me: I ONLY HAVE QUEUES UNTIL 12PM TOMORROW
  • donna: I don't get it....

  • me: Ang creeper natin, Ally
  • ally: Mas creeper ka, Kyoy
  • me: WAT
  • ally: I'm a creeper in a way everyone expects me to be
  • ally: You're a creeper in a you'll-never-expect-it-oh-my-god-get-away-from-me-kind-of-way
  • me: (to myself) Makes sense

while buying a shirt for my dad
  • Me: I've never seen dad buy his own clothes. You always buy them for him.
  • Mom: I want him to look good.
  • Me: Can't he do that on his own?
  • Mom: No, he doesn't know.

ALLY ON RENNER PORN:
  • ally: Renner's arm is as good as Renner's ass.
  • ally: maybe even better
  • ally: but you can't overlook that undeniable clench
  • ally:

  • mom: That's a new top. Where'd you get it?
  • me: Tiff's closet
  • mom: Oh, it's Tiff's?
  • me: Not anymore.

I am surrounded by racists.
  • racist: Where are you eating lunch today?
  • person: At that racist place—
  • racist: Persepolis?
  • person: Wow, that was so racist, Caesar and Jeej would be so proud of you
  • racist: And Anton
  • person: I meant that American place in CASAA!
  • person: You should eat with us
  • racist: Aw but it's so hot outsiiiide
  • racist: I feel like eating something racist though
  • racist: Persepolis is Arabian right? Oh, Persian.
  • person: You should stop talking now
  • racist: I wonder what Juntsu's doing?
  • racist: He's probably somewhere being racist.

Fgy likes talking even when she's the only one listening
  • fgy: When I woke up this morning
  • fgy: I thought to myself
  • fgy: I knew it!
  • fgy: I knew I shouldn't have taken summer classes!
  • fgy: I was having a monologue.
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  • me: You still are.