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  • When planning story: This is great! I can go far with this.
  • When writing story: No I can't.

laughingmagpie:

fatalfap:

this is ten percent asfdgf, twenty percent cry

fifteen percent help ive fallen im gonna die

five percent weeping, fifty percent done

and a hundred percent reason to fly into the sun

ACCURATE



suitsecards:

Shade. 

suitsecards:

Shade. 



  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops


kairisma:

melbudz:

swing-set-in-december:

YEP.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LITTLE.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LOT.


redwine-n-hiddles:

I hate camping. I hate it, it’s so uncomfortable, so unnatural.

Stephen Fry is just a 54-year-old male fangirl. And he needs to get back to his blog.