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My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..

My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..


girl-in-a-well asked: "Zero, Four, Seven, Fifteen, Twenty one, Twenty eight, Thirty seven!"

Zero - Who was your last text from?

I delete messages frequently because my inbox has little space :( Latest message I saved was from Waifu: IT’S MORPHING TIME. POWER RANGERS!

Four - What is your current mood?

Sore, woke up with a migraine that won’t go away.

Seven - Have a crazy side?

Oh, you’d know darling ;D

Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?

Lying on my stomach to relieve the pain Moses inflicts upon me once too much every fucking month.

Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?

My brother’s phys ed class.

Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?

I don’t wear jeans

Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?

Episode 4 of Suits.


tomlipinskisfreckles hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Moses is coming.

This made me laugh omg. Sorry but it really did. You are witty even under this sort of strain, well done. *hugs*

(I couldn’t sleep, so here I am xD)

Haha, it’s okay really~ My friends always find it amusing when they find out who Moses is. I got the idea of naming mine from a friend who gave hers the manly name, “Raul”


Moses is coming.


naegative hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Bruises are appearing all over my skin again. Yep,…

there can be miracles when you believe

whimsychimesy hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Bruises are appearing all over my skin again. Yep,…

LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

girlwithribbon hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Bruises are appearing all over my skin again. Yep,…

*cue Jaws theme*

girl-in-a-well hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Bruises are appearing all over my skin again. Yep,…

Now you can smash rocks with your bare hands!

Bruises are appearing all over my skin again. Yep, Moses is coming.


so moses paid me a visit today.

no wonder i’ve been feeling so shitty.

i thought it was the lack of coffee but it was him all along.


  • girl: sir can i go to the toilet
  • male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
  • girl: but im having girl issues
  • male teacher: omfg go

girlwithribbon:

why does this remind me so much of kyoy…

i feel flattered and awkward that this reminds you of me lmao

girlwithribbon:

why does this remind me so much of kyoy…

i feel flattered and awkward that this reminds you of me lmao


autopsyturvey:

420lifdoff:


The infamous “Time ‘O The Month” crayola crayon was first put into the 64 pack of crayons on May 14th, 1979. Only about 10,000 crayons were made, making it the least populated of all 567 crayola colors. Upon it’s arrival into stores around the country, it caused an uproar among parents and store owners. It was quickly discontinued in July of the same year after multiple lawsuits deeming the color “inappropriate for the consumers of Crayola products”. It is expected only 2,000 TOTM crayons exist today.

i must go on a journey to acquire this ultra-rare crayola blaspheme
it will be mine

I want this crayon for reasons.

autopsyturvey:

420lifdoff:

The infamous “Time ‘O The Month” crayola crayon was first put into the 64 pack of crayons on May 14th, 1979. Only about 10,000 crayons were made, making it the least populated of all 567 crayola colors. Upon it’s arrival into stores around the country, it caused an uproar among parents and store owners. It was quickly discontinued in July of the same year after multiple lawsuits deeming the color “inappropriate for the consumers of Crayola products”. It is expected only 2,000 TOTM crayons exist today.

i must go on a journey to acquire this ultra-rare crayola blaspheme

it will be mine

I want this crayon for reasons.